What to watch as German soccer hooligans surround your house ...
• MLB: Boston at New York Yankees. Let's see if the home side can avoid crapping themselves this time. [ESPN]
• NBA Playoffs: Conference semifinals, Game 2, New Jersey at Miami; Game 2, Los Angeles Clippers at Phoenix. We just had a thought; are all the great NBA players bald? [TNT]
• NHL Playoffs: Conference semifinals, Game 3, Carolina at New Jersey; Game 3, San Jose at Edmonton. We ain't going near that ledge for a stupid trophy. Now, if that were Keggy out there, it would be a different story. [OLN]