• MLB: White Sox @ Twins. The game's on ESPN, which, mercifully, means no one has to listen to Hawk Harrelson say, "He gawn!"

• NBA Playoffs: Suns @ Clippers. I think this is what we could safely call a "must-win" for the Clippers.

• NHL Playoffs: Oilers @ Sharks. Shawn Horcoff. Well, someone get her a lozenge!