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Honestly ... where would any of us be without Mike Tyson?****

From an international entertainment report:

The so-called 'Baddest Man on the Planet' supposedly wants to be more than just a fan [of the Irish pop group Westlife], he wants to sing with them. "He loves their music so much he wants to be part of it," said Egan. "Mike said he would be honoured to be part of a Westlife recording."

For the record, if you don't know, this is Westlife. Tyson says the considers the band "anti-freeze music and uses it to chill out after a heavy gym session." Take a look at that band again. We have to say, we'd pay good money to see those guys alone in a room with Mike Tyson for a while. We support this union.

Mike Tyson's Boy Band Dreams [Sympatico]

**** Excepting, of course, Desiree Washington. Her life would surely be just fine had Mike Tyson never existed.