What you missed while rockin' in the free world ...
• MLB: Posada decides to carry Yankees for awhile longer, gets key hit in 4-3 win over Rangers.
• NBA Playoffs: Attention Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. The Cavs have won in Detroit. We repeat, the Cavs have won! Please hold all betting slips. This is not a drill. Pistons on brink of elimination. Do not panic. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming.
• NHL Playoffs: Edmonton Alternative Fuels eliminate one half of noted juvenile crime-fighting duo.