What to watch while very much enjoying Lima Time ...
• PGA Tour: Bank of America Colonial, first round, at Fort Worth. If having a Fred Funk poster on our bedroom wall is wrong, then we don't want to be right. [USA]
• MLB: Chicago White Sox at Tampa Bay. It's every young boy's dream to one day wear the emblem of a cartilaginous marine fish on his jersey. [ESPN2]
• NBA Playoffs: Conference semifinals, Game 6, Phoenix at Los Angeles Clippers. Please report any Jack Nicholson sightings to the nearest policeman. Mr. Nicholson will be scolded for being a turncoat and led from the premises. [ESPN]