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Dirk Nowitzki loves David Hasselhoff.
Even with no mullet, we'll still miss Doug Flutie.
• Neil Everett has balls of steel. You're with us, Neil!
• Hey, look, it's the Atlanta Hawks mascot on a moped.
• Ron Zook rocks your ass into next Tuesday.
College baseball's version of Sofia Coppola (the Godfather III version).
• Nothing on earth could be better than the Terrell Owens Youth Football Camp.
• What would it be like, exactly, to have Jose Canseco in your beer league?
• OK, fine, we no longer doubt LeBron James.

Oh, yeah, buy a T-shirt, they tell us. Enjoy The Mighty MJD, and we'll see you all Monday. Stay safe, rockers.