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1:00, NFL Network. NFL Europe. Colonge Centurions @ Rhein Fire. If you're really, really curious about what Kliff Kingsbury is up to.
1:00, Fox. MLB: New York Yankees @ New York Mets. I believe this one's for the east coasters only.
2:00, ESPN2. LPGA Golf: Sybase Classic, Third Round. I'm a huge Gloria Hee Jung Park guy.
2:00, NBC. NHL Playoffs: Buffalo Sabres @ Carolina Hurricanes. Eh. Eh? Ehhhhhh.
3:00, CBS. PGA Golf: Bank of America Colonial, Third Round. Anyone see Jason Gore tear up his elbow yesterday? Ouch.
4:00, Turner Classic Movies. Movie: Hoosiers. Don't get caught watching the paint dry.
4:00, ESPN2. MLS: Chicago Fire @ Houston Dynamo. The upstart Dynamo have won three in a row. Hey, that rhymes. Let's keep it rolling. You should perspire, Fire, you're getting defelated like a tire. Man, I'm like the soccer fan 2Pac.
5:00, NBC. Horse Racing: Preakness Stakes. And be sure not to miss the five hours of pre-race coverage on ESPN. I'm considering liveblogging every minute of it.
4:00, ABC. WNBA: Phoenix Mercury @ Sacramento Monarchs. Is it WNBA time already? I had no idea. I'm petitioning Will to move Deadspin to an all-WNBA format.
4:00, Fox. MLB: Somewhere in California Angels @ Los Angeles Dodgers. And I believe this one is for the west coasters.