What you missed while consoling a sad Johnny Cakes ...
• NBA Playoffs: Well, that took longer than it should have. Pistons pull plug on LeBron, Cavs 79-61.
• MLB: Our long national nightmare is over. Abreu's five RBI help sink Red Sox, end Phils' five-game loss streak.
• NHL Playoffs: Edmonton Fossil Fuels take 2-0 lead over Disneyland Donalds.