Thanks to Fox Sports NFL reporter Jay Glazer, we have the answer to one of the great mysteries of the world: How big is Mike Francesa’s dong? Glazer, who interned for WFAN at the start of his career, gave the details to CBS Sports Radio’s Gio and Jones.

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I got to run for Francesa, and then‚ÄĒmy first really solid assignment was at the NFL Draft in ‚Äė91. I got to take Mike Francesa back and forth from the bathroom. And, I‚Äôm not gonna lie, copped a couple of peeks. It‚Äôs unbelievable. It‚Äôs amazing. He is like‚ÄĒhe should be in porn. He really should.

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Will this lead to callers irritating Francesa by asking about his dong? Ideally, yeah.

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