• Duke women's lacrosse team will wear "innocent" sweatbands on their uniforms during their Final Four. [Durham Herald-Sun]
• Soccer player lulled to sleep, robbed. [U-TV]
• A novel idea, one supposes: President's brother approached to work as commissioner of the NFL. [Ft. Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel]
• Answering the question of "Who Is The Next Jack Sikma?" [Deadly Hippos]