As you might have heard already, Red Sox legend/blowhard Curt Schilling loves video games so much that he had a video character of himself created for the game Everquest II. (Photo from Boston Dirt Dogs. If you defeat him, Sony donates money to the ALS foundation.
Schilling's character was specifically designed to replicate his real-life persona in every possible way. The video Schilling is armed with sanctimonious speechifying death rays, rapid self-mythologizing arm chop action and, of course, the patented groupie smash.