• NASCAR: Busch Series Carquest Auto Parts 300. Owen Wilson and Larry the Cable Guy are diving tonight in the—wait, that's a movie? Dammit. 8:00, FX.

• NBA Playoffs: Detroit Pistons @ Miami Heat. It really wouldn't surprise me if the Pistons, every other game, literally did not show up, and just sent a note saying, "Eh, you can have this one." 8:00, ESPN.

• NHL Playoffs: Edmonton @ Anaheim. The Oil has a chance to polish them off tonight. It could be worse for the Ducks, though. They could be in love with paddleboats. 9:00, OLN.