What to watch as you realize that some people's faces were not made for high-definition TV (we're talking about you, Pete Postlethwaite) ...
• MLB: Chicago White Sox at Cleveland. How sweet is it to be Jim Thome right about now? [ESPN]
• NBA Playoffs: Conference finals, Game 4, Dallas at Phoenix. If Dirk Nowitzky says "We've got to get more hands on balls," one more time, we cannot promise that we will not burst out laughing. [TNT]
• NHL Playoffs: Conference finals, Game 6, Carolina at Buffalo. Rooting for a Game 7. Just because. [OLN]