Today in “Things Only The Phillies And Little Leaguers Do,” watch Phillies second baseman Cesar Hernandez get doubled off on a called infield fly.

They should have kept Ruben Amaro, I guess.

(The joke is that he’s their unspeakably incompetent former GM who’s now reduced to being the Red Sox’s first base coach; I’ll bet he at least would have yelled at this guy to get back.)