• Scott Sauerbeck, running away from police with a young woman, hiding in the bushes. Hey, what are you trying to imply, buddy? Perfectly innocent! [Newsnet5]
• We have a feeling we know why Joe Theismann is so fired up about Ricky Williams. [ESPN]
• Your semifinals bonus? Getting to have sex with your wife. [World Cup Blog]
• Brad Penny is thinking about you, the fantasy owner. [The Hater Nation]