We live in wonderful times. Thanks to the miracle of technology, we are able to enjoy this first-hand account of the time world-famous tennis star Serena Williams decided to eat a spoonful of fancy dog food, which caused her to shit her brains out.

I will not sit in judgement of Serena Williams. I housed a few Beggin’ Strips once when I was a kid, and that stuff she ate did look quite appetizing.