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1:00, ESPN2: LPGA Golf. Shoprite Classic, Second Round. Annika Sorenstam's in the lead. That's right. Annika Sorenstam.
1:00, MTV2: Cribs Block Party. Most Valuable Players: Boarders, Ballers & Shot-Callers. It sounds like there may be an athlete involved here. I'm not sure. Does "boarder" mean "rebounder"?
1:00, Fox: MLB. Giants @ Mets, Angels @ Indians. I'm sorry, Giants, but it is neither your team, nor your time.
3:00, ESPN2: Tennis. French Open, Third Round. Ohhhh, Frenchy. Ohhhh, Lieutenant Steve.
3:00, NBC: Arena Football: American Conference Championship, Rush @ SaberCats. It's a pretty big weekend in Arena Football. But you don't need (or want) me to tell you that.
3:00, CBS: PGA Golf. Memorial Tournament, Third Round. Hey, it's a rare "golfer someone has heard of" sighting. Phil Mickelson starts his day four back of the leaders.
3:30, FX: NASCAR. Busch Series, StonebridgeRacing.com 200. Seems somewhat appropriate for a NASCAR event to be sponsored by a life insurance company.
4:00, ABC: WNBA. Los Angeles Sparks @ New York Liberty. You know, there are worse things to watch than Liberty guard Becky Hammon.
6:00, ESPN2: Track and Field. Reebok Grand Prix. These track events always seem to be sponsored by Nike, Reebok, or Adidas... never Ben & Jerry's or Frito-Lay.