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Two Buffalo Bills fans at Thursday’s game opted to use sticks of pepperoni as weapons instead of sustenance. Look at those graceful lunges and parries.

From a reader:

Thought you might enjoy this. We engaged in a pepperoni stick sword fight. The pepperoni was purchased from young kids who were selling them at various tail gates - no fucking clue why that was the item they chose to sell - but nonetheless we made good use of them.


The fight was as tense as a fencing match, if the fencers could eat their swords afterwards.

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