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Tell ‘em, Nature Boy:

Flair was reportedly in a medically induced coma on August 14 after surgery related to a heart condition. The prognosis was apparently pretty dire, with Flair’s agent asking for prayers as Flair dealt with “tough medical issues.”

Save your prayers, motherfuckers! Flair is back, and wishes to make it known to each and every person who has engaged in coitus with their own mother that he has, in fact, not perished. Consider yourself notified, you.