You know, if you're an NFL running back, and you get caught at an airport with any sort of a prosthetic penis, it's probably a good idea to also be a very, very, good running back. Otherwise, anytime you're ever mentioned for any reason, someone's going to bring up your rubber dong. I will now demonstrate.

Onterrio Smith has been cut by the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian League. He had a foot injury and missed most of training camp, so when he finally got healthy, he needed to show that was was still a good running-back, and not just an airport rubber-dong toter. He didn't. And he's been let go. And it doesn't leave him a lot of options. The NFL, obviously, is out. He couldn't hang in Canada. The Arena Season ends today. He's going to have a lot of free time on his hands. Of course, there are endorsement opportunities.

So, as pointed out at Out Of Left Field, Onterrio has had chances with the Tennessee Vols, the Minnesota Vikings, and not with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, and at each stop, he has petered out. So to speak.

Bombers cut Onterrio Smith [Toronto Star]
Onterri, Erri, Erri-O Can't Hack It In CFL [Out Of Left Field]