What to watch as your clumsy attempts at romance earn you yet another yellow card ...
• Boxing: Welterweights, Oscar Diaz vs. Chris Smith, at Dover, Del. Fisticuffs? In Delaware? [ESPN2]
• MLB: New York Mets at Philadelphia. Let's watch as the Mets screw up terribly, yet still manage to win. [ESPN]
• NHL playoffs: Stanley Cup Finals, Game 5, Edmonton at Carolina. Every fan with a Whalers' jersey gets in half price. [NBC]