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JJ Redick's Fall Out

Trying to stifle a cackle after former Duke guard JJ Redick was arrested for drunk driving is tough to do. But after the Schadenfreude party is over, there's still the requisite bone-picking that needs to be done. I've put on my special handicapping helmet — even though they're not required in Pennsylvania — to calculate the odds on JJ's DUI fallout.


After the jump, the odds.

Prop The Collar

Odds on still being top 10 NBA pick: 2/1

Odds on Redick going to rehab before NBA season: 20/1


Odds on Redick going to rehab in lifetime: 5/1

Odds on Redick going on lam with Dmitri Young while in rehab: 10/1

Odds on Redick falling in love with Dmitri Young while on lam: EVEN

Odds Kanye West blaring on Redick's iPod before drunken U-turn: 3/1

Odds James Blunt blaring on Redick's iPod before drunken U-turn: 1/5

Odds "glassy eyes" cops saw during arrest were all beer-induced: 25/1

Odds Redick loses lucrative shoe endorsement: 2/1

Odds Redick loses lucrative sports bra endorsement: 4/1


Fun With The Over Under

Draft position: 8

Number of times he's recited apology to "friends, family, Duke University, and fans" in bathroom mirror: 12


Number of times JJ Redick's been drunk in his life: 3 1/2

Number of times he's popped ...
... collar: 200
... 1/2 collar: 4
... Duke cheerleader's cherry: 1
... Duke lacrosse player's cherry: 3

Avg. PPG in NBA next season: .11