The Summer Olympics and Winter Olympics each span 17 days. The Summer Olympics has 43 different sports. The Winter Olympics has 15 different sports. This is a problem. I want to be positively bukkaked by hot sports action during any given Olympiad, and there aren’t nearly enough winter events to do the job right now. With all due respect to curling, I need more shit like broomball, and snowball fighting, and sled jumping. We need more Winter Olympics, and that is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

Oh, but fair listener, there is more goodness in store for you. Roth and I also talk about the horny ice skaters, the bad skiing lady, and we answer YOUR questions about shitty ads, dressing for telecommuting, waiting in lines, and more.

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