Today is my last day at Deadspin after seven years of forcing you to watch dumb shit I saw on TV. To commemorate my departure, I went through all 5,128 animated GIFs I created during my tenure here to select, and rank, the best of them.
This was not an easy task! It took days. The first cut left me with 105 GIFs, the second cut with 57. Here’s what remained after the last cutdown; I could not really bear to deprive you of any more. (The title above each GIF is what filename I gave it upon making it. Also, it’s a soft G.)