OK, so this is three years old, apropos of nothing — other than baseball finally coming back tonight — and has probably been seen by a lot of you. But someone just sent it to us, and even if you have seen it, it's still worth a revisit.

It's October 2003, and Dan Patrick is interviewing Steve Bartman. He thinks, anyway. Honestly, Patrick couldn't have handled this better ... but still.

(By the way, Austin Kearns just got traded to the Nationals, equally apropos of nothing.)