What to watch as the last surviving munchkins steal your car ...
• Boxing: Featherweights, Rogers Mtagwa vs. Alvin Brown, at Philadelphia. How come ESPN boxing isn't like the fight scenes in the Rocky movies? [ESPN2]
• MLB: Philadelphia at St. Louis. Hit streak or not, I'm going for a beer. [ESPN]
• MLB: Arizona at Chicago Cubs. We think we'd rather watch the Zidane Zinedine video. [WGN]