Nothing funnier than when a kid says "fuck" on national television. Last night, in the Little League World Series, a player — for Staten Island ... of course — implored his teammates to score "one fucking run." His teammates immediately shush him, not because he cursed, but because he forgot that ESPN has the fucking mikes on.

They didn't get that one fucking run: They lost, 1-0, and were eliminated.

(UPDATE: Correction: Staten Island has not yet been eliminated. Sorry.)