As the Daily Quickie goes to that big Internet scrap heap in the sky, we remind you that a truly joyous occasion is also happening this week: Skip Bayless is leaving Page 2 for good.

We were hoping someone would do this, and Awful Announcing has obliged us: A (mostly) complete rundown of the most ridiculous statements Bayless has made, by year. Frankly, there are so many to choose from — we're reminded of the great "if Skip Bayless covered the crucifixion" parody — that any list is going to seem incomplete. You can pretty much pick any Bayless column at any time, choose a line and wonder if this human is actually made of the same bile and blood and piss and shit as the rest of us.

So yeah: Fun game.

Best/Worst Of Skip Bayless: 2004 [Awful Announcing]
It's The End Of A Cranky, Twerpy Era At Page 2 [Deadspin]
If Skip Bayless Covered The Crucifixion [Deadspin]