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As has been pointed out by Fark and a few other places, it appears that the famous dress worn by Jose Lima's somewhat heavily busomed wife when he sang the national anthem a few years ago — she was actually cropped out of accompanying photo by, but we bring her back because we are all about truth — is now available for purchase on eBay.

The seller makes no explanation of how he came across the dress, and we're a bit too timid to ask, ourselves. The current price is $147.50, which, while expensive, seems somewhat reasonable, unless you consider the uncomfortable possibility of its possession of Jose Lima DNA.


You have until noon Pacific time next Wednesday to bid, so, you know, time's a-wasting.

Melissa Lima Famous Brown Dress [eBay]