It's a historic day here at Deadspin: About two hours ago, we notched our 20,000th comment. We've had comments for about four months, and that's a pretty good rate. Frankly — and here's where we're just blantantly kissing your ass — our comment section provides us with just about every ounce of pure bliss we allot ourselves each day. (To be fair, that's not much.) It can sometimes be a little depressing to come up with something we think is funny and then watch as about 10 commenters immediately come up with better lines within a matter of minutes, but we've made our peace with that.
So: Our 20,000th comment from "Poster Nutbag":
When it's your last week on the job everything is SFW. That said, one topless pic after all that attention-whoring is pretty lame.
Even though we're surprised Unsilent Majority didn't hit the big number, we think that quote pretty much captures why we love our comment section. If you think you can keep up with these guys, state your case for us by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org. Better man up, bring your A-game and take it one comment at a time.