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• MLB: Doh! Lance Berkman's two homers (off Chris Carpenter) lead Astros over Cardinals, 6-5.
• Basketball: ? ? Stop us if this sounds familiar ... U.S. team fails in bid for gold medal at women's World Basketball Championships, losing 75-68 to Russia.
• NHL: Prognosis Negative. Zdeno Chara just has a bruised foot ... he will be at the dance tonight, girls.