Tonight, on "The Colbert Report," the program will announce its newest fan-based shot into the outside world: The official mascot for the Saginaw Spirit junior hockey club. (Typically, "Colbert Report" viewers stuff the ballot box for teams, mascots or bridges that might be named after their man.)
Therefore, here's Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, which is a mascot name that we suppose is befitting of a team that, as you can tell from the logo right there, sponsored by Meijer. (Seriously, Meijer's in the freaking logo.)
We think Out Of Left Field sums this up best: "This is probably one of the most exciting things to happen in mid-Michigan for quite some time, but then again... it's mid-Michigan."
Say Hello To Steagle Colbeagle The Eagle [Out Of Left Field]
(By the way, we know NHL starts this week. We promise to cover it.)