Now we see this clearly. Our whole life is pointed in one direction. There has never been a choice for us.
Loneliness has followed us our whole life. Everywhere. In bars. in cars. Sidewalks. Stores. Everywhere. There's no escape. We're God's lonely men.
October 6. We gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined our body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on, there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of our body. From now on: total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
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