• College Football: Florida @ Auburn. Many Gator fans will enjoy the coverage on ESPN Classic, which will have, at all times, a camera focused directly on Tim Tebow's balls. 7:45, ESPN Goddamn Everything.
• Major League Baseball: Mets @ Cardinals. Let's see how long Fox can make this one last. 7:30, Fox.
• College Football: Michigan @ Penn State. An appearance from Lloyd Carr's stalker could really help brighten the broadcast. 8:00, ABC.