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If your lifelong dream has been to hang out with Dennis Rodman in Las Vegas two nights before Halloween, you are probably reading this in a mental care facility you just missed your big chance. (As many have mentioned in the comments.) Apparently not one of the most popular items in the history of eBay, A Night Out With Dennis had exactly one bidder willing to shell out the $7,500 minimum to party with The Worm at Scores nightclub (airfare included). While it was for a good cause — all proceeds to something called the Asthmatic League — almost all agreed that the potential drawbacks were just too weighty.

And the winning bidder? Definitely not Darren Prince. Why would you think that?

No One Will Pay To Spend Halloween With Dennis Rodman [Starplus News Blog]
A Night Out With Dennis [eBay]
Happy Holidays From The Princes [Deadspin]