What you missed while battling the infamous Professor Poopypants ...
• World Series: Outfield pratfall leads to 5-4 Cardinals win, 3-1 series lead over Tigers.
• MLB: Bruce Bochy packs belongings, heads north on I-5 to sign with Giants. Padres fans unsure which team comes out ahead.
• NHL: Oh, nothing much in hockey today; just the Sabres matching the best start in league history.