• Sammy Sosa's considering a return to baseball. Buy stock in cork. [USA Today]
• Elect John L. Smith. No, not the Michigan State doofus... a completely separate doofus. A distinction he makes clear. [John L. "Jack" Smith]
• "As everybody should know by now, I remain firmly committed to the goal of destroying whatever football reputation [Peter] King still has." I'm guessing this guy is a big fan of Kissing Suzy Kolber. [OnMilwaukee]
• The 7 best "doctors" in sports. [JoeSportsFan]
• Chad Johnson's guarantees have taken a nosedive in their aggressiveness. [Teapot Dome Scandal]
• Page 2's Kieran Darcy hops off the Knicks bandwagon and picks a new favorite team. This guy is having none of it. [Apartment 618]
• Aramis Ramirez, Gary Sheffield, Pat Burrell... a glance around the hot stove. [Rumors and Rants]
• Someone could use your assistance in finding some Brett Favre footage. [I Dislike Your Favorite Team]