What to watch as Yogi Berra says something that makes our head explode ...
• College men's basketball: 2K Sports College Hoops Classic, New Orleans vs. Hampton; Maryland vs. Vermont, at College Park, Md. We love college basketball before the offense is put in. [ESPN2]
• Golf: HSBC Champions, first round, at Shanghai. Ah, Shanghai. We love your oppression, your large port and your towers that may topple down onto us at any moment. [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: Phoenix at San Antonio; Detroit at Sacramento. Ron Artest has been quiet ... too quiet. [ESPN]