• Already in Congress at the age of 34, Heath Shuler's future is so bright, he is required to wear protective eyewear. [Rich Kotite Banged Your Mom]
• Funny thing about the new Diamondbacks uniforms? They don't say "Diamondbacks" anywhere. [High And Tight]
• David Stern sure does like his rules. [Deadly Hippos]
• In defense of Larry Coker. [The Loss Column]
• More reasons to dislike Jay Mariotti. [Bored At Life]
• Shockingly, last week was the lowest rated MNF game ever. [WBRS Sports Blog]
• That'll be all for Mr. Sheffield in the Bronx, yes yes. [SethMnookin.com]