What to watch after a hard day of dodging cricket balls ...
• College men's basketball: Holy Cross at Duke; Memphis at Tennessee. Cameron Crazies claim that therapy has now made them sane, productive members of society. May one of them show you to your seat? [ESPN2]
• NBA: Philadelphia at Chicago. Mob informant drops a dime on Benny the Bull, who now must serve 8-10 in Joliet. [ESPN]
• Soccer: UEFA Champions League, Arsenal at FC Porto. Help us, David Hirshey! We need you now! [ESPN Classic]