What to watch as Wile E. Coyote just gives up and spends the day in bed ...
• College football: College Football Awards Show, at Orlando. Unless this is hosted by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, we are unlikely to tune in. [ESPN]
• College men's basketball: Alabama at Notre Dame. Feel The Catholicism. [ESPN]
• NBA: Detroit at Dallas; Miami at Sacramento. It's NBA Thursday already? We're still recovering from Rodeo Tuesday. [TNT]