What to watch while guarding your pants ...
• College football: Pioneer PureVision Las Vegas Bowl, Brigham Young vs. Oregon. Mormons forced to shield their eyes from glowy new Ducks uniforms. [ESPN]
• College men's basketball: Tulsa vs. Oklahoma, at Oklahoma City; Pittsburgh vs. Oklahoma State, at Oklahoma City; Gonzaga vs. Duke, at New York. Plus, corn that is high as an elephant's eye. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Detroit at Cleveland; Washington at Sacramento. Usher! The Terminator is in my seat! [TNT]