What your dog can watch while you're in the yard chasing squirrels with a rake ...
• College football: RL Carriers New Orleans Bowl, Rice vs. Troy. Come see a pair of 7-5 teams fight to the death in air-conditioning. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Houston at San Antonio; Washington at Phoenix. You realize that the Suns are just playing with you now, right? [ESPN]
• NHL: Wild at Red Wings. Wild; Is it a noun? Is it an adverb? If we put an e on the end, is it gay? [KSTC]