• The Zooker strikes again and lands a Top-50 recruit. How? By not being an uptight white dude. [Bored at Life]
• Government prosecutors are urging jail time for Mark Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams. [ESPN]
• The only acceptable gift for Ken Griffey Jr. fans. [Rivalfish]
• Tank Johnson's holiday plans have changed. [Foul Balls]
• It looks like Larry Chipper Jones is being targeted by a bullshit lawsuit. [UmpBump]
• Vikings defensive tackle Pat Williams is getting a nice Christmas bonus. [ESPN]