• Michael Jordan... still the most valuable playa. [Page Six]
• You break wind, I'll break your face. [Yahoo! News]
• It is not going to surprise anyone when Dennis Green gets canned. [Arizona Republic]
• A hockey writer loves hockey fighting. As it turns out, beating someone's ass works as a deterrent to stop fighting. Hm. [Star Tribune]
• The entire roster of the Missouri Tigers has the flu. [Fox Sports]
• Michael Vick is being sued, but not for anything herpes-related. [AJC]
• The NFL and the Chicago Bears are conspiring to ruin weddings. [Chicago Sun-Times]