What you missed while dangling from a streetlight, sans pants ...

• Rose Bowl: USC 32, Michigan 18, and no matter how much you plead we will not make a clever reference that includes the word Booty.
• College basketball: Bob Knight becomes winingest D1 coach of all time. It was fun, except for the choking.
• NBA: Celtics 89, Trail Blazers 81. But you knew that because you watched. Right? Hello?