What to watch as you discover that your refrigerator is filled with nothing but spicy mustard ...
• College football: Allstate Sugar Bowl, Notre Dame vs. LSU, at New Orleans. Just pop the Fighting Irish into a boiling pot for seven minutes, add cayenne, bay leaves and celery, season to taste with tobasco. [Fox]
• College basketball: Kansas State at Xavier; Gonzaga at Virginia. Professor Xavier, unleash your powers. [ESPN2]
• College basketball: Pennsylvania at North Carolina. Hey, Penn beat Navy. How much harder could this be? [ESPN]