What to watch as the sofa and your ass celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary ...
• College basketball: Pittsburgh at Syracuse; Cincinnati at Memphis. They'll be walkin' in Memphis (walkin' in Memphis) ... [ESPN]
• College basketball: Arizona at Washington. How much rain would it take to penetrate the Lute Olson hair helmet? [FSN]
• NBA: Detroit vs. New Orleans, at Oklahoma City; Los Angeles Lakers at Sacramento. Gentlemen, start your NOOCH. [TNT]