What to watch as you are unable to leave the presence of your 50-inch flat screen, even to go to work, or bathe ...
• College men's basketball: Iowa at Indiana; Kentucky at South Carolina. Do not doubt your 2006 NIT champion Gamecocks. [ESPN]
• NHL: Columbus at Chicago. Calling all Jacket Backers! Road trip! [Versus]
• Tennis: Australian Open, at Melbourne. Wow, that bald guy at the snack bar is really inhaling that ice cream. [ESPN2]