What to watch after your plans to jog around the globe hit a snag ...
• College men's basketball: Massachusetts at Xavier [ESPN]; Wake Forest at Duke. You know, an enterprising thief could rob Krzyzewskiville blind tonight ... [ESPN2]
• NBA: Indiana at Miami; L.A. Lakers at Dallas. Let's see how many times we can hit Cuban with these mustard packets before he totally goes mental. [TNT]
• Tennis: Australian Open, at Melbourne. Is it today there now, or tomorrow? If it's tomorrow, how come it's tape delay? Why am I wearing yesterday's pants? [ESPN2]